21. Melbourne
Not great, admittedly? Yeah that should be the title of my fucking memoir.
๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ‘‘ #neuschwansteincastle #bavaria #germany (at Neuschwanstein Castle)

๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ‘‘ #neuschwansteincastle #bavaria #germany (at Neuschwanstein Castle)

They don’t know what calamine lotion is here!!!!!!! What the fuck!!!!! Only the best/most effective lotion in the world!!!!!

beer tastes like ass I can’t wait to go to a country that doesn’t worship this piss

I may or may not have bed bugs??? What the fuckerdoodle what an anxious sleep waiting to find out

scarymarymusic:

Aretha Franklin - (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman

I LOVE MUNICH I LOVE GERMANY

698-5519:

luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

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look at this sick dog

420snorlax:

iโ€™m gonna start using this line

(Source: pokemonthemovie2000)

Just checking out the local real estate #Vienna #austria #hofburgpalace (at Hofburg Imperial Palace)

Just checking out the local real estate #Vienna #austria #hofburgpalace (at Hofburg Imperial Palace)

(Source: octoberblood)