CALLING A BANK OR CENTRELINK AND THEY WANT YOU TO WRITE A MILLION NUMBERS AND PASSWORDS NO FUCK OFF JUST TAKE ME TO A FUCKING PERSON FUCKINNGENQLRNWQLKN
I love that word “relationship.” Covers all manner of sins, doesn’t it? I fear that this has become a bad relationship; a relationship based on the President taking exactly what he wants and casually ignoring all those things that really matter to, erm… Britain. We may be a small country, but we’re a great one, too. The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter. David Beckham’s right foot. David Beckham’s left foot, come to that. And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend. And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward I will be prepared to be much stronger. And the President should be prepared for that.
Jessica Lange looks better than literally all of us