*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*
They don’t know what calamine lotion is here!!!!!!! What the fuck!!!!! Only the best/most effective lotion in the world!!!!!
beer tastes like ass I can’t wait to go to a country that doesn’t worship this piss
I may or may not have bed bugs??? What the fuckerdoodle what an anxious sleep waiting to find out
I LOVE MUNICH I LOVE GERMANY
when ur song come on and ur six drinks deep